Damn Roaches!
For millions and millions of years , since the pre-historic period if I'm not mistaken, these insects have inhabited this earth. They supposedly survived whatever wiped off ALL the dinosaurs on the earth and these little critters survived! The dear dinos were so nice to watch n in different sizes n colors n what not... they still facinate so many of us till this day. BUT NO! They had to die, n these little brutes had to subsist. The dinos were so beguiling that they made so many movies, cartoons and even serials such as Jurassic Park, Land Before Time, Dinos etc. What about our lovely roaches??? I hardly know any cartoons tht kids would love to watch based on 'em. I can recall one movie - "Joe's Apartment" which was based on roaches, but No More. I searched for any movies based on cockroaches, n all I found were some Oriental titles.

The blighters have absolutely nothing to do... I mean they have been here for so long and still do nothing but roam around in filth and disgust people by flying around with their black/brown skin. What makes it worse??? They nonchalantly march around even without their head for a month!!! I mean for God's sake stay in a pit or something and ask your wife to get u food (if it can eat it in the first place).

And then just when our parents tell us not to worry, what can something so miniture possibly do, you read things such as cockroaches who cant make even sounds to communicate with each other, can hiss which is so loud that it can scare a DOG! What else??? Well, the lusus naturae can bite people and usually nibbles on a person's ear. I have a friend living in such a dump that he's got so many of monsters sleeping in/near his bed. I guess he'll begin calling 'em pets instead of pests. One fine day, he had an irritatin sensation in his ear. He tried everything to get rid of this sensation from pouring hot water (hoping for it to flow out from the other side) to tapping his head but it persisted for almost half a day and finally while playing Table Tennis, this cute fuzzy-wuzzy ROACH comes out and walks as if he's walked one half of the park and still has the other side to go site-seeing! These creatures live through & in almost everything!

Well, seems roaches are Excellent in causing asthma in many humans - more reason for why they survive!